me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
Damn Tumblr. I’m gone for like three days and come back to the “bitch I might be” trend? Just stopppp.
My kitten keeps jumping on the “home” button, making it impossible to read anything more than four posts. Oh, I graduated college with my AA yesterday
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
Me: aw this character is awesome I like them so much!
Me: (ノ✿⊙◡⊙)ノ ︵ ┻━┻
Just got the keys to our new place! Time to start cleaning it up and packing. So happy I get to bring my mamacat. <3
me: i’m gonna study when i get home me: i’ll just study before i go to bed me: i’ll just study in the morning me: i’ll just study on the way to school me: i’ll just study in this class me: i’ll just study in the hall me: i’ll just study before the test me: i’ll just study during the test
Waste Waif: 58 Things I Will be Giving More of a... →
iloveyoulessthanpunk: For some reason, a whole lot of people (mostly older men, may I add) have been asking all sorts of inappropriate and boring questions about my tattoos recently. One of these questions tends to be, “Well what happens when you’re older/wrinkly/have grand children?” This is something tattooed…
he gets me:
Jasmine: After class, could I talk to you about University stuff and things?
Professor: Of course!
30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student.
notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
jabberwockyx: justatiltedlamp: Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated. So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive? My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst. Letters were posted. All was well. Until this happened… What...